why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
