O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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