so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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