Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I touched a dick in church today
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