I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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