dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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