Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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You. Win. At. Life.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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