There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
