So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
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