youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize