Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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