I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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