You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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