After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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