I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize