NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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