Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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