Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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