She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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