wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
i came on her dog
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I stole a fireplace last night.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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