her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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