Barsexuality is the new black.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
