I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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