How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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