I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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