Need sex. Gaining weight.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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