Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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