I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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