so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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