Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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