My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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