Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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