Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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