Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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