Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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