No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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