Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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