high people should be assigned attendants
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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