North Korea, Best Korea!
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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