he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
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