I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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