I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You were trust falling into bushes
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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