I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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