chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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