Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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