Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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