i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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