i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
