Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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