True but thats because hes a fetus.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Randomize
