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(434): View more from Virginia

He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.

(314): View more from Missouri

Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..

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(303): View more from Colorado

Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine

(303): View more from Colorado

Oh and I threw up on myself...

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(817): View more from Texas

he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.

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(303): View more from Colorado

the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night

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(563): View more from Iowa

last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.

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(602): View more from Arizona

A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway

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(630): View more from Illinois

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!

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