He asked to "fluff my boner.."
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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