so that wasnt chicken after all
Swine flu. Run for my life!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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