I'll bet she douches with gravy.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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