i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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