I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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