yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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